mauve-moth:

stomatium:

just-shower-thoughts:

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

They do actually!

I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, “WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!” before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I’m sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn’t previously considered.

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frontpagewoman:

President Obama and VP Biden pay respect to the victims of the Orlando shooting.

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saintlaurentgirl:

*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it



thebootydiaries:

am i annoying & a lil ugly? yes. but will i let that get in the way of doing what i love and being happy?? also probably yes

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foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

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fashionjunki:
“ Laverne is just so stunning, omg
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fashionjunki:

Laverne is just so stunning, omg

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spermbanker:

Ok professor virgin

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deepdiccpizza:

BaldDad Toyota

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sweetiekai:

i love when people rant to me like yes i am entrusted with your hate

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“ bombchel534:
“ WHY
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Jesus RIPPED the bread apart with his BARE HANDS and THREW it at his disciples like a FOOTBALL. “These are my righteous ABS, PECS, BICEPS, and GLUTES. I give them up to you, BROS….. no homo though” ”

neutralnewt:

bombchel534:

WHY

Jesus RIPPED the bread apart with his BARE HANDS and THREW it at his disciples like a FOOTBALL. “These are my righteous ABS, PECS, BICEPS, and GLUTES. I give them up to you, BROS….. no homo though”



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“ US Army advert on how to praise your child
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bird-bum:

000jennyhoelzer000:

US Army advert on how to praise your child

GRASP CHILD FIRMLY